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Kawaii Desu vampire sexy 45

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chap45

God was driving on hus MOTORCUCLE (ok ive changed it guise!!! my bf told me it was called menstrualcycle and i belived him but than i lewked it up and yeah............srry for doubting u guys........but still STOP FLAMING!!! i srsly didnt no went it mant!! im homeschooled u no and my parrents didnt teech me sex edd cuz there Christans.)

nayways God needed to safe Loli and Edward!!! So he flew to Eygpt.

Lolia and Edwarp were still looking for the Mullineeum Falcon. They  cuntdent find it........and Bobys pendant was leading them furthur into the dessert..........

"UM booby we shoodant be gong this fqr..................we cood get overhydrated and dye!!!" Edward mentoned

"NO srsly it ok" Boby sad and they kapt going............

WHEN GOD BUST ONTO THE SEEN!!

"HOLY FUCKGOD HO DID U ASCAPE WE DIDNT FI ND THE MULLICAM PUZZLE"!!!!!!!! they shooted

"Never mid that...................................BOBY IS FAKED!!" god ad

"WTF?!?!" they assed

God suddanly bought the rEEL booby bakc ot life............"SEE??""


TBC

ok dis was short lolz
VERY SHOT but wahtev
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God was driving on hus MOTORCUCLE
At least you changed it.

ok ive changed it guise!!! my bf told me it was called menstrualcycle and i belived him but than i lewked it up and yeah............srry for doubting u guys
I still can't believe that you didn't know what a menstural cycle was. I'm a year younger than you (apparently) and I knew what it was at that age.

but still STOP FLAMING!!! i srsly didnt no went it mant!!
Again, there's no way that you didn't know what it meant.

im homeschooled u no
No, I didn't know that.

my parrents didnt teech me sex edd cuz there Christans.
:iconfacepalmplz: That's not an excuse to not teach that.

Lolia and Edwarp were still looking for the Mullineeum Falcon.
:cries: Please leave Star Wars out of this!

we cood get overhydrated and dye
Overhydrated? As in drowning? Or water poisoning? In a desert? Edward, you're an idiot.

God suddanly bought the rEEL booby bakc ot life
Hooray! God pulled a Frankenweenie on the real bird!

ok dis was short lolz
A lot of the last few chapters have been really short. Why are you bringing this up now?