Kawaii Desu vampire Sexy 38

OKAY ill judge the fanfic cuntast later cuz rite now im goanna fokus on my next chapper

Chapter 38: The Thing

Edwarrd cryed alittle at Loli bean on the dork side....she was wereing a floraly blouse she got frum Old Navy a weak ago and blak cargo pants wit chains and shit she botted frum Hot topic

Loward was carying and Lola looked at him and than looked at the uflgy faces of har armany....that wassnt for har.....................she looked aththe sexeh faces of her GOOD side....her truef shide....and than she new......

"SORRY MOTHERFCUKERS I MUST GO BACK TO ERTH!" she laffed

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" avery1 pubed, they war so happy to have Bella back on there side!

The tadis camed ovar and they all gottedn into it and flew vack to Erth

"OH fuck" sad Lesliee "wut will we do now?"

Jakob didint care cuz rite now he was makign out wit Santa....b/c its angst Gods whishes and thats why the liek to do it Jakcob is bi cuz he rapped Lolas and Satan is gay

"KACOB THIS AINT THE TIM FOR SAXUAL RELATIONSHOPS! WE HAV A SEXY  BITCH TO CATCH AND RAP!" leslie rally wanted to have secks wit Loals.....

"its oktay Lels i hace an idear..." jackob smailed evilly

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Whan Lola and Edwart gotted home to go home.

Lolas hose was damnaged. Infact it was burnt to the ground.

"WTF!!! WHO CUNT HAVE DONED TIS??!" Lola assed

"oh shit........thears onely one person who could have done this........THE VULTUREY!!!" Eddwart sexed

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The vulturey were teh Gods of the Vampires liek god and jesus. infat Esward had appled to tham menny times nad had submitted renesmees and averythin but they ejected him b/c there pricks.

"WE MUSTARD GO SEAR THE VULTUREY AND ASS WIT THE MEENING OF THIS IS!" EDWARD YELLOWED

"Ill gow"! jesus oaffered

"okty we must go ti....FLORIDA!!!!!" thes sayd butcause thesg where the vulturey live

TBC

PRICKTEASER: ARos a prick