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Kawaii Desu Vampire Sexy 21

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CHPTR 20

Chapter 20: I Love You Man

LOWARD ws very piossed at Loli and Edwart@!!

"loward babby nio!!" Loola sad "i am ur parents!!"

"No ur not" Loward sad "Eard isnt my dadd!"

"Yays lolaward u am!!" Ed sad

"NO JACKOB IS my fodder! he told me everyting! and dthat is why im changiny my name too....LOCOB!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" said lola and edard

"YES and lola yu shud go back to JAOB! hes mush btetter than this fagut" locob pooted at Edward

just than Locob used his powders to revive the dork side!! Jakvob, satan, leslle, gemamandjessica thr transformer and rebachan and wearealltpiictgther...

And than the gapping whole opanned oop to Hall.........the Metallicar fell in the voider..."NOOOOOOOO" dean said...


AND REINFORCEMANTS FOR TEH DORK SIDE CAMEED UP!!!!!!!!

The pimped up short bus droved up outta the whole and out camed...

ANDY SAMBERG AND THAT BITCH SOUND SLAYER!!! ASSWELL THEY HAD BOTEDR THERE POKEMON!!!

"Oh shit....were doomed..." Jayzus said...

Jake and Leslie went wolf and shotted the lazers outta the mothes!! Bananslushie dodged, and so did Ava connie

"DALEKS EXTERMINATRE!!" dalkes said

Gemmanadjessica turned out of tbe Camaro an into the Trandofmer!!

"WTF is going on hear!!?!" Mulder sad

ANdey samberg got out a lazer cat and shoted at LOLI!!!!!!!11

"WEUT CAM WE DOO!! DAD SAVE US!!" Lola shooted to God...

then the clods opened up and the TARDIS came downed!!

the doctor got out and put out a protractive field with his screwed driver........

""GET IN QUCIK!!" he shooted

they got into he TARDIs and flew away to safel.y...

Jaysus saw his time matchin car get blowed up....

"THOSE FUKKERS! I WILL KILL TEM!!" he smeelled

"No jesys u cun't. not when they have locob" Dr said

"But why?" lo9li assed "we have been gud to that kid..."

"well...lola....edwarf....im sorry to say....but hes imprinted" the dr astralplaned

"WHAT?!!" they yelleped in union

"Hes imrpitned ion the dark side....hes using his powers for evilll....you will have 2 killifish him so he dossnt halp the dork side window...." Dr sad

"NO! hes my babby" Lola cryed she loffed Loward

"Im sorry but its hte oily way..........who do u luff moar........the evil satan baby........or the wold....cuz if he lives....every1 ells wull dye.........." Dr sad

"well loli we have incision to maked" Edward said...

TBC

PRICKTEASER: Lola cryed as she hald the matchin gun...
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"loward babby nio!!" Loola sad "i am ur parents!!"
"I am your parents?" You mean that she's both Loward's mom and dad, thus making Loward some sort of deranged clone that somehow ended up being male?! What the- :iconexploding-headplz:

dthat is why im changiny my name too....LOCOB!!!
Wow. And I thought "Loward" was a stupid name.

The pimped up short bus
Is it a magic bus? Or, better yet, the Bus to Apocalypse? :D

then the clods opened up and the TARDIS came downed!!
the doctor got out and put out a protractive field with his screwed driver........
""GET IN QUCIK!!" he shooted
they got into he TARDIs and flew away to safel.y...

...And just like that, The Doctor has become even more of a Deux Ex Machina than both of the Popes combined.

"Im sorry but its hte oily way..........who do u luff moar........the evil satan baby........or the wold....cuz if he lives....every1 ells wull dye.........."
Wait, are you stealing stuff from Hellboy 2 now? That seems an awful lot like something that was brought up in Hellboy 2!

Lola cryed as she hald the matchin gun...
Matchin? ...I sure hope you meant "machine", because if you meant "magic", then I'm going to be very upset since then you'd be ripping off stuff from Linkara.